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[debauchewy]

Hisoka
Maurtia Falls
leave me something 2 remember u by ♥

Email
xXxelasticlovexXx@hotmail.com

Communicator
Hisoka

♥

Comments

this world's equivalent of snapchat

[abduxel]

[The photo Abduxel sends is a full-body nude except that he's wearing a clown hat balanced awkwardly partially on his head, but not sitting well because of his horns, which aren't covered. In the photo he's struck a silly but flattering pose.]

look what i found

Oh god they're snap chatting now.

[debauchewy]

wat a charming clown, ill b sure 2 book him 4 my bday, its coming up soon!

[abduxel]

are u going to have him burst out of a cake, naked? ive always wanted to do that

when's your bday? how old are u gonna be?

[debauchewy]

i dont kno ill leave it 2 the clown. i hope he doesnt disappoint. ♣ june 6th, ill be 24. ♣

[abduxel]

i didn't know you were such a baby. im practically cradle robbing. i could b ur great grandpa.

[debauchewy]

as if ur age even counts. ♣

[abduxel]

i turned 115 this year! maybe i'll get a wrinkle.

are u having a party?

[debauchewy]

can the world even make u weary? ♥ wouldnt b much of one. ♦

[abduxel]

not yet, but ask me in a couple hundred years, who knows! anyway i was 25 when i died so i guess we're almost the same "age"

wouldnt b much of one, why not? i can think of a couple ppl to invite ;)

[debauchewy]

im not sure if ill b around that long, wat a shame. ♣ o because ur the only 1 who knows i think! no need 2 bother tho. ♥

[abduxel]

unless u go to hell and become a demon like me. who knows

what if i get u a present. look, it's wrapped

[he sends a snapchat of himself still nude but now the hat is on his junk instead of his head.]

[debauchewy]

while the potential of wat i could b should something like that happen, id rather b in complete control of myself, u understand. ♥

[He'll laugh outwardly at that, leaning back.]

o, r u naked right now? is this a booty cal, gosh, i feel so scandalized! ♣

[abduxel]

yeah eternal damnation isnt for every1 but it has its perks

booty call! what kind of floozy do u think i am. these are artistic nudes

[abduxel]

but yes im totally naked right now

[debauchewy]

u should draw a face on it. ♥

[abduxel]

on the hat? or

[debauchewy]

the hats colorful enough dont u think? ♣

[abduxel]

[He's laughing so much at this.]

im not drawing a face on it!

[debauchewy]

y not? if u do i could clean it off 4 u. ♥

[abduxel]

only if that's a promise!

[debauchewy]

i do, now make it smile 4 me! o u o

[abduxel]

[oh my god he feels ridiculous. But he does it. He draws a fucking face on his dick and then he sends Hisoka a snapchat of it. A pure dick-shot, he doesn't want his face to be in this photo as well.

It's smiling.]

[debauchewy]

i doubt the network will find this as funny as i do considering everything going on, lets c. ♠

[abduxel]

HISOKA! omfg don't do it

[debauchewy]

sorry give me a sec. ♥