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[debauchewy]

Hisoka
Maurtia Falls
leave me something 2 remember u by ♥

Email
xXxelasticlovexXx@hotmail.com

Communicator
Hisoka

♥

Comments

voice, 1/8

[clickhum]

[Guess who's A) here, and B) figured out you can track people's IDs on the network as soon as humanly possible? This guy. Illumi called Killua first, of course, but since Hisoka is apparently here as well, touching base with him is the next natural step.

It's tough to pick something to start with, however - pick up with the very important crazy shit he was just doing at home, or-?

Or. He can't not say something,] I'm surprised, Hisoka. Are you finally slipping?

[ha ha who gets ARRESTED]

voice, 1/8

[debauchewy]

[A glance to the ID before he- double takes and sits up. A visit from Chrollo and now this? 7 7 7 baby, he hasn't felt this lucky in a while. 4 to 5 months to be exact.]

u have no idea ♣ r u seriously stuck here 2. how lucky 4 me ♥

[clickhum]

[Oh, what a coincidence, Illumi feels pretty lucky himself. Uh, because Killua is here. The real and tangible complications of being, yes, stuck here will sink in fully later, when he's had time to process everything.

All the same, Hisoka's useful to have around - when he's not in jail (ha ha).]

You're more stuck than I am, right now. But sure, that's the simplest word for it.

[debauchewy]

[He can imagine. Doubts that boy could be away from Killua and function properly. What a crutch.]

not 4 long, but believe me, this place has its trix ♠ ill ba good boy when im out, pick me up from the facility would u? ♥ itll b nice 2 see u ♥

[clickhum]

[He could make a really good effort, but now he doesn't have to!! Everything always works out in the end for Illumi. Usually by force.

Man, though, this is a manager task, isn't it?]

Sure, I don't have any other plans. You can tell me about those tricks then. [ah, wait] When, by the way?

[He still won't have plans, but you know.]

[debauchewy]

[Sure is, are you ready for a full time job? And I'm not talking about that ridiculous one you got signed up for- though he'd be jealous in a way, debt collector? Really?]

the 10th, i rly look 4ward 2 seeing u btw ♥ been longer than usual

[clickhum]

[Dude, come take a tour of knitting, count up how many vague asides about needle sharpness he'll sneak in. It'll be great.]

I noticed the difference in time. Well, at least I didn't miss anything.

[Except Alluka, but he already terrified Killua about that part. And speaking of the 10th,]

Did you agree to this idiotic registration?

[debauchewy]

[Gotta make it your own, right? Though he'll be surprised if Illumi doesn't mention anything about ditching the job and trying to be an assassin again. After all, what else are you even good at? You sure can't be a taxi cab driver.]

[Also come on Illumi, surely you know he can't be that honest here.]

idiotic? its a chance to b a part of the community ♣ i plan 2 as soon as i can

[clickhum]

[Okay, but. What about how he's going to be super destitute without this job handed directly to him?? It's true that he can't get a job on his own.

Hisoka...]

Is that so? [hmm] I'll go, but I doubt they can convince me to play along.

[debauchewy]

[Learning lessons at 24, can you do the laundry? Maybe that's next.]

its not about convincing its about doing the right thing o u o

[clickhum]

[Oh jesus, someone save this adult child before he burns down a house.]

What for? [Please. He might have thought about laughing, just now.] They have enough help.

[debauchewy]

[No seriously, laugh. This is all bullshit.]

u can never have enough help. ♥ sometimes u just cant b in 2 places at once ♦

[clickhum]

[Get ready to Mean Girls with him on the 10th, it's the only thing in his calendar.]

Ah, would they even let you if you tried so soon after your release?

[A place where there's a standard for dealing with criminals is super weird. Where is the mafia?]

[debauchewy]

[Cannot wait. Honestly, he is legitimately happy to see Illumi is here.]

i believe so, any time ♦

[Somewhere. The Russian Mafia too, much to this America's dismay. But since most of the people here view them as stereotypes bordering on Boris and Natasha, it shouldn't be so bad, right?]

[clickhum]

[It'll be very fun and clicky. Cliquey, too. Ah.]

They're not very consistent, are they? There's no point to any of this.

[But does the mob take out hits, because. Well, because.]

[debauchewy]

[Will that gossip. He hopes so.]

there is a point tho, its to help, to work with others. ♣ o wait i guess thats y u dont get it. ♠

[clickhum]

[Clickity clack gossip. Gittarackur might just be picking him up from the slammer, too. Behave.

There's a pause before he speaks next, and he breathes out in what could be a brief laugh. Almost.]

You're not wrong. It's not in my nature to be a team player.

Neither of us are great examples of philanthropists.

[debauchewy]

[Oh nice. He doesn't mind that disguise at all. Any time he can watch Illumi get out of it is fine by him too.]

consider this a new beginning, ill b sure to fill u in more l8er ♥

[Mostly because it has to be.]

[clickhum]

[He'll suffer through clicking for the sake of his nen. It's a good opportunity to see if anything about him has changed from coming here, aside from the tattoo thing...

This pause is a little longer, and without the almost-laugh.]

Well, if you insist. [Even with Killua here and, okay, Hisoka too - he's not pleased with the arrangement.

He was busy, all of his things are at home... mnh.]

What time am I supposed to pick you up?

[debauchewy]

[He'll get good at using that ability eventually. One day he won't sound like a shaking plastic box full of tacks. One day.]

im not sure ill let you know

[Early, most likely.]

[clickhum]

[Sometimes he sounds like a poorly oiled hinge. Improvement? Or no??

Anyway, at least he doesn't, uh- sleep.]

Okay. Then I'm going to see how unimpressive that ceremony is.

[This is more or less his assumption that Hisoka will come along and stand around with him. Fun fun.]

[debauchewy]

[Uh, slight improvement. A for effort, but you still need practice kiddo.]

u plan on attending? i wont b going right away ♦

[clickhum]

[That's what the click clack pick up is for!! Give him time, wow.]

Might as well. [beat; okay, his really not so secret plan can be revealed] Although it won't be "me."

[debauchewy]

o?

[clickhum]

[Hisoka, please. You know.]

You do remember the Hunter Exam?