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[debauchewy]

Hisoka
Maurtia Falls
leave me something 2 remember u by ♥

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Communicator
Hisoka

♥

Comments

[clickhum]

[Okay, but. What about how he's going to be super destitute without this job handed directly to him?? It's true that he can't get a job on his own.

Hisoka...]

Is that so? [hmm] I'll go, but I doubt they can convince me to play along.

[debauchewy]

[Learning lessons at 24, can you do the laundry? Maybe that's next.]

its not about convincing its about doing the right thing o u o

[clickhum]

[Oh jesus, someone save this adult child before he burns down a house.]

What for? [Please. He might have thought about laughing, just now.] They have enough help.

[debauchewy]

[No seriously, laugh. This is all bullshit.]

u can never have enough help. ♥ sometimes u just cant b in 2 places at once ♦

[clickhum]

[Get ready to Mean Girls with him on the 10th, it's the only thing in his calendar.]

Ah, would they even let you if you tried so soon after your release?

[A place where there's a standard for dealing with criminals is super weird. Where is the mafia?]

[debauchewy]

[Cannot wait. Honestly, he is legitimately happy to see Illumi is here.]

i believe so, any time ♦

[Somewhere. The Russian Mafia too, much to this America's dismay. But since most of the people here view them as stereotypes bordering on Boris and Natasha, it shouldn't be so bad, right?]

[clickhum]

[It'll be very fun and clicky. Cliquey, too. Ah.]

They're not very consistent, are they? There's no point to any of this.

[But does the mob take out hits, because. Well, because.]

[debauchewy]

[Will that gossip. He hopes so.]

there is a point tho, its to help, to work with others. ♣ o wait i guess thats y u dont get it. ♠

[clickhum]

[Clickity clack gossip. Gittarackur might just be picking him up from the slammer, too. Behave.

There's a pause before he speaks next, and he breathes out in what could be a brief laugh. Almost.]

You're not wrong. It's not in my nature to be a team player.

Neither of us are great examples of philanthropists.

[debauchewy]

[Oh nice. He doesn't mind that disguise at all. Any time he can watch Illumi get out of it is fine by him too.]

consider this a new beginning, ill b sure to fill u in more l8er ♥

[Mostly because it has to be.]

[clickhum]

[He'll suffer through clicking for the sake of his nen. It's a good opportunity to see if anything about him has changed from coming here, aside from the tattoo thing...

This pause is a little longer, and without the almost-laugh.]

Well, if you insist. [Even with Killua here and, okay, Hisoka too - he's not pleased with the arrangement.

He was busy, all of his things are at home... mnh.]

What time am I supposed to pick you up?

[debauchewy]

[He'll get good at using that ability eventually. One day he won't sound like a shaking plastic box full of tacks. One day.]

im not sure ill let you know

[Early, most likely.]

[clickhum]

[Sometimes he sounds like a poorly oiled hinge. Improvement? Or no??

Anyway, at least he doesn't, uh- sleep.]

Okay. Then I'm going to see how unimpressive that ceremony is.

[This is more or less his assumption that Hisoka will come along and stand around with him. Fun fun.]

[debauchewy]

[Uh, slight improvement. A for effort, but you still need practice kiddo.]

u plan on attending? i wont b going right away ♦

[clickhum]

[That's what the click clack pick up is for!! Give him time, wow.]

Might as well. [beat; okay, his really not so secret plan can be revealed] Although it won't be "me."

[debauchewy]

o?

[clickhum]

[Hisoka, please. You know.]

You do remember the Hunter Exam?

[debauchewy]

[Huuuh whaaaat.]

hunter exam???

[clickhum]

[Wow maybe he won't pick you up!!]

Hisoka.

[debauchewy]

ur no fun. ♣ > n <

[clickhum]

I never claimed to be.

[He's hopeless.] So, is that all? If it is, I'll see you on the tenth.

[debauchewy]

o no, how r u? how have u been? ♥

[Idle chat he's almost 80% sure he'll be responded to with a dead line, but hey, might as well.]

[clickhum]

[Hisoka... Well, Illumi certainly stares at this message for a minute or so. Annnd-]

Ask me on the tenth, Hisoka. [-then he's done, he has places to skulk in, people to harass, etc.]

[debauchewy]

[Sigh.]

ok